Amy Winehouse To Be The Face Of Roberto Cavalli
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Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has decided to make Amy Winehouse the new face of his fall 2008 season. Because nothing screams high fashion like ulcerated lesions and self-inflicted cigarette burns! Nine MSN reports
[Singer]/trainwreck Amy managed to score herself a ‘lifetime of designs’ from the fashion guru. Robert doesn’t want Amy to actually model the clothes on the catwalk, but he’d like her to be the ‘face’ of his upcoming season of designs.
Self-harming and Staphylococcus aureus will be fall 2008’s Birkin bag! Add a couple of naked lady tattoos and some crusty blisters in the corners of your mouth and voilà! — instant Vogue-worthiness. It’s already all the rage among urban elite. You won’t find a man carrying a jar of his own urine or bleating gibberish at passing motorists without a slew of those über-chic Winehouse-Cavalli brand meth sores on his face. Self-harming and dumpster-diving has never been so chic!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
gue
She is a real mess!!
Apr 1st, 2008
RichPort
Well that “not a tranny but sure does look like one” market niche has been so untapped… until now.
Apr 1st, 2008
nordo
Since Cavalli in Italian is translated to HORSES…he sure has the right face.
Apr 1st, 2008
sonya
Don’t insult horses like that, nordo.
Apr 1st, 2008
syd
Surely this is some April Fools bullshit. Right?
Apr 1st, 2008
abby
I thought “Cavalli” meant “overpriced crap” in Italian. I guess I’m a little rusty.
Apr 1st, 2008
Ron
not bad))
here video, so funny ))) :
http://world-news-scandals.com/videos.php?id=Roberto_Cavallil
Apr 1st, 2008
nordo
You’re right, I guess it would be Sarah Jessica Cavalli then
Apr 2nd, 2008
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