Madonna Feels Pretty — Oh So Pretty
Tags: green issue, madonna, muscles, shave, ugly, vanity fair, veins, wax
Madonna opens up about her early battles against societally-imposed standards of beauty in this month’s “green issue” of Vanity Fair. And for the record, we’re talking about this chick right here. This chick and her Ani DiFranco-esque fight against bleaching, waxing, shaving and rouging. Us Weekly quotes her as saying
“I was one of those people that people were mean to. I didn’t shave my legs. I had hair growing under my arms. I refused to wear makeup, or fit the ideal of what a conventionally pretty girl would look like.’”
To her credit, she doesn’t look like a conventionally pretty girl in the above picture. She looks like a young Larry Bird or an albatross that’s just had all its feathers ripped out in some kind of bizarre glue gun accident. I don’t know whether to start shouting career stats at it or toss it some krill and squid and hope it doesn’t bite me.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
hokj
i want to make a rope from her veins.
Apr 1st, 2008
RichPort
Addidas… Nike…. make up your fucking mind ya big armed geriatric white rapper lookin’ beeotch…
Apr 1st, 2008
hioelw
I am her big fan. Big because I weigh 400 pounds.
Apr 1st, 2008
gue
Have u guys heard that she ate placentas and other uterine tissue?
Apr 1st, 2008
nordo
Larry Bird or Larry King?
Apr 1st, 2008
sonya
Wh-Wh-Wh-WHAT??
P.S.
Albatross without feathers–you kill me!!
Apr 1st, 2008
abby
Thanks, Sonya! I had to go with some kind of large de-plumed seabird.
Apr 1st, 2008
Msrtd
Wow!She is still beautiful still gorgeous like arnold swarcheznnegger
Apr 1st, 2008
bionic bunny
is she being eaten by a post-apocalyptic hedgehog?
Apr 2nd, 2008
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