Apr 2, 2008
Katie Holmes Has Morphed Into Tom Cruise
Tags: , haircut, hairdo, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
With Katie Holmes’ new pageboy haircut, Tom Cruise is finally one step closer to fulfilling all of his completely normal narcissistic fantasies of having sex with himself. No more masturbating to Risky Business and Top Gun for this Hollywood star! A thorough taping of her breasts and strap-on are all that’s standing in the way of Tommy actually getting to pork himself. It’s practically every man’s dream come true!
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
felina
He’s good looking. but he is very playful. Like a cat, if a cat was a maniacal fruitcake.
Apr 2nd, 2008
nordo
TCLTC. It just seems to fit here like a nice fat strap on
Apr 2nd, 2008
abby
Also, you can replace “cock” with “cut” and it still works nicely.
Apr 2nd, 2008
felina
he looks like he smells like cheese and poopy.
Apr 2nd, 2008
jessie
Tom Curise has a charming smile.And a chappy asscrack.
Apr 2nd, 2008
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Apr 2nd, 2008
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Apr 2nd, 2008
sonya
Yes, she’ll need a strap-on in the form of a Lil’ Smokie if she wants to look like Tom.
Apr 2nd, 2008
ebony
ITS TO SHORT
Apr 2nd, 2008
george
Poor Tom, he got robbed with that freak bitch holmes! untalented retarded d list ‘actress’
How fortunate Suri look like Tom! she’s his spitting image: the eyes, the hair, the mout etc
thx she got not the ugly katie smile!
what a bitch
Apr 5th, 2008
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