Apr 3, 2008
Paris No Longer A Slutty Racist — April Fool’s!
Tags: april fool's, Paris Hilton, photoshoot, racist, the harvard lampoon
Here’s Paris Hilton attempting sexy poses in a photoshoot for “The Harvard Lampoon’s” April Fool’s Day issue. Ten bucks says she asked why the black guy wasn’t wearing a costume before she stuffed the elephant’s trunk in her cooter and videotaped it.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
You notice the elephant is trying to protect his genitals from the Parisite? Poor thing couldn’t tuck his trunk away fast enough, though.
Apr 3rd, 2008
RichPort
Sonya, I saw that. I think he’s suffering the effects of her mutant airborne herpes. Damn you porous costume!
Apr 3rd, 2008
abby
I bet that elephant’s feet are smaller than Paris’.
Apr 3rd, 2008
open mouth jones
TEE HEE, I was gonna go there, abby, but you beat me to it. Bitch.
Apr 3rd, 2008
nordo
This just in, fuzzy elephant dies of Parisites…gorilla remains critical.
Apr 3rd, 2008
unnamed
She’s beautiful. So gorgeous. I love her. Such a long trunk and long eyelashes! Do not judge. Elephantaphilia is a very real affliction.
Apr 3rd, 2008
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Apr 4th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?
Apr 8th, 2008
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