Apr 7, 2008
Jamie Lynn Turns 17, Goes To Wal-Mart
Tags: birthday, casey aldridge, jamie-lynn spears, pregnant, ruby tuesday's, seventeen, wal-mart
A visibly pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated the big one-seven with fiancé Casey Aldridge in Mississippi this weekend. People Magazine says
Spears, who is pregnant with Aldridge’s child, took in a quiet dinner with Aldridge at [a Liberty, Mississippi Ruby Tuesday's]. They then went to Wal-Mart, where Spears looked at sleeping bags.
Pregnant teen with G.E.D. at a discount department store — that’s practically every cliché in the book! I’m waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to add “… then you might be a redneck” and Gretchen Wilson to chime in with a “Hell yeah.” I hope Jamie wanted a lifetime of anniversary cartons of cigarettes and Christmases filled with Craftsman Truck Series race tickets, because that’s damn sure what she’s getting.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
jessie11
Good for Jamie Lynn. But I care much about Britney. And the fate of chain restaurants infected with their plague.
Apr 7th, 2008
RichPort
Her handbag is worth more than the entire store’s inventory, and that includes the workers.
Apr 7th, 2008
abby
But does it smell better? The answer after we return.
Apr 7th, 2008
sonya
The only thing that could make it better would be for her to give birth there.
Apr 7th, 2008
mr.mean
In post 4, replace “give birth” with “miscarriage”
Apr 7th, 2008
jessie11
Walmart is my favorite. Also Big Lots and Family Dollar.
Apr 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
I’ll bet $10 Casey is a not so distant cousin.
Apr 7th, 2008
RichPort
OMJ, isn’t the Weezyana state motto “It’s all relative”? Or is that West Virginia..?
Apr 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
Incest- It’s best kept in the family!
Apr 7th, 2008
Hah-pro
What the heck, better than getting high, drunk, raging about town flashing her ho-ha’s, Jamie is free of her nasty-stage door mommy clutches and didn’t murder her unborn child. God is merciful and kind, bestowing gifts and benefits to them that love and obey HIM. Let’s sit back and see how well she matures as her life journey continues before we fling mud and toss rocks and declare her lost and doomed. Maybe she will not re-enter show business or be as famous as her sister? Judge not, lest you be judged.
Apr 7th, 2008
God
I am God. The Spears girls are hideous white trash hose-bags. If not for semen, they would have no purpose whatsoever on your planet.
Apr 7th, 2008
Jon
“Hose-bags”? Sounds messy.
Apr 8th, 2008
herpesgirl
This girl is very sexy. And she is very kind
Apr 8th, 2008
herpesgirl
I was told that she helpes about 10 Herpes woman on a STD dating site named” stdpal.com”. And she said she will offer more helps to them this year
Apr 8th, 2008
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