Apr 11, 2008
Name That Celebrity: Kenyan Marathon Runner Edition
Tags: leg, name that celebrity, thigh
Recognize the shapely gams of today’s Name That Celebrity? Come, come, now — don’t let’s be jealous. A couple of months with a personal trainer and regular lunges and you, too, could have toned thighs like these. Provided your trainer is actually your dealer and “lunges” is really street slang for “hepatitis C and crack cocaine.” You might try Gold’s Gym or maybe an abandoned warehouse near the projects for starters. Happy habituating!
The big reveal after the jump
It’s Amy Winehouse! Here she is leaving an Oxfordshire studio after recording the new theme for the Bond flick “Quantum of Solace.”
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
alice
she’s not hot, but neither am I
Apr 11th, 2008
RichPort
Hey, where are the filthy ballerina shoes???
Apr 11th, 2008
abby
This is why you never see “Crack: It Does a Body Good” signs anywhere.
Apr 11th, 2008
nordo
It’s Seabiscuit by a nose!
Apr 11th, 2008
alice
i just found her digging thru a dumpster in an alley. No wait it was a sewer rat. My bust.
Apr 11th, 2008
RichPort
I wonder what it’s feels like to have half of your body weight in hair? I would ask Kim K, but she shaves…
Apr 11th, 2008
CaptainInsano
What is…..how is…..what the…..good god!! How can any one person be so utterly and completely disgusting?
Apr 11th, 2008
sonya
OOh! I was wrong. I thought it was Kate Moss, Other Drugged-Up Limey With KFC Legs.
Apr 11th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty .Large sexy.I love her very much.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？If I can catch a chance have a chatting with her?
Apr 12th, 2008
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