Paula Abdul Spend Four Hours on Makeup
Tags: American Idol, hair, makeup, Paula Abdul
Looking as good as Paula Abdul doesn’t come easy. In fact, perfecting the Abdullian visage requires nearly a third of your entire day and the steady troweling hand of a brickmason. MSNBC says
One makeup artist who very recently worked with Abdul said that it routinely takes as long as four hours before she’s satisfied with her hair and makeup. “Getting her out of the house is a major effort,” said the source. “It… [gets] in the way of real life.”
And real life is something Paula hasn’t been acquainted with for years now, so of course that’s not a problem. But for the readers at home who want to achieve Paula’s dramatic look and haven’t the four extra hours or a team of professionals to spare, allow me to suggest downing a liter of gin and turning one of those Homer Simpson-style makeup guns on yourself at point-blank range. Add extensions, mist with hairspray, mist with hairspray, mist with hairspray, and voilà! — drag queen glamor is all your own.
Paula at “Idol Gives Back” earlier this week:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Plaster, putty, purdy.
Apr 11th, 2008
alice
She is ok on TV, but when she takes pictures she looks really bad.
Apr 11th, 2008
abby
I bet it takes a squeegee to get it all off at night.
Apr 11th, 2008
RichPort
I’m sure her shower looks like the sink after washing paintbrushes.
Apr 11th, 2008
spatz
you get an extra gold star for mentioning the homer simpson make up gun! thats exactly what she looks like.
Apr 11th, 2008
sonya
Is it my screen, or a trick of the camera, or did she roll in sand in that 5th picture?
Apr 11th, 2008
open mouth jones
She might want to consider adding another hour.
Apr 11th, 2008
nordo
A squeegee and some Brillo dipped in Comet
Apr 11th, 2008
alice
I’d hit her but i’m afraid i’d get makeup on all over my clothes.
Apr 11th, 2008
bionic bunny
euewww, sonya, you’re right!
Apr 11th, 2008
abby
Mother of God. It looks like someone got overzealous with the glitter lotion.
Apr 11th, 2008
Tree
She has my whole-hearted support.She is so pretty .Large sexy.I love her very much.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she searching her new love in this site？If I can catch a chance have a chatting with her?
Apr 12th, 2008
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