Britney Spears Video Diaries To Be Released
Tags: Britney Spears, footage, justin timeberlake, Kevin Federline, reality show, video diaries
Britney Spears has reportedly been filming herself for the past six months in the hopes that the footage will help the public understand “what she’s been through” in the last half year. Or maybe make her look even more batshit insane than already does. Can’t hurt, right? A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror
“Justin Timberlake and her ex-husband Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up on the internet. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary and release some of the footage through official channels.”
The source [added]: “Although some of the footage is really sad to watch, especially the parts where she is close to breakdown - others are dynamite. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it will be explosive.”
Unfortunately, pairing the name “Britney Spears” with the word “explosive” might be a mistake. Before 2003, the words “Britney Spears” and “explosive” might have meant “super sexy ratings lock,” but since her divorce from Federline, the only thing that comes to mind is “American Standard Champion” and “shopping bag fulll of laxatives.” Marketing execs might want to consider a less forcefully descriptive adjective if they decide to go public with the footage.
Vintage Britney video footage:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
No thanks… I’ve seen trailer park chicks eating Cheetos at 7-11 on YouTube already…
Apr 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
Why does it look like she’s trying really hard to take a big dump in that pic?
You know she all : “Uuuuuuuungh…”
Apr 15th, 2008
abby
I know. I love that pic. It’s old, but I chose it especially for the expression. And the neck fat. Don’t forget the neck fat.
Apr 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
Your kindness knows no bounds, abby.
BTW, neck fat.
Apr 15th, 2008
CaptainInsano
I believe the “explosive” part refers to her gas station restroom vists.
Apr 15th, 2008
CaptainInsano
Whoops, I didn’t read the entire post, thus rendering my previous comment redundant.
Apr 15th, 2008
name
Since when is MTV an ‘official channel’?
Apr 15th, 2008
unnamed
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h DOT c o m, by which you are seeking black man to be your sugar baby!
Apr 15th, 2008
Helly
In that clip-ette, why does she keep going “whuuuu?!” like she doesn’t understand anything that’s just been said?
Apart from her being a moron, of course.
Apr 16th, 2008
tonyJ.tony
richport….your an asshole!
Apr 16th, 2008
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