Naomi Campbell Bans British Airways
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Ataturkian strategist and supermodel Naomi Campbell is firing back at British Airways after they banned her for life earlier this month. Read: they can’t ban her because she’s banning them. In your fuckin’ face, British Airways! According to The Mirror
[Naomi] is now claiming that BA has begged her to use their services again. Campbell, 37, told a Brazilian newspaper interview: “Someone from BA called me and asked that I return to fly with them. They didn’t find my bag - said it wasn’t in the system - and there was a complete disrespect for passengers. I am speaking for all those who have been disrespected.”
However, a BA insider said: “We are not aware of any pleading phone calls to Ms Campbell.”
A clever response, indeed, best executed when “I know you are, but what am I?” and “Neener neener neener” have already been exhausted. You can find more helpful hints like these in “The Art of War” under the heading “recess.”
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Herman B
lol. you’re so cute. i’d spank your little buttocks and call it a day.
Apr 17th, 2008
nordo
Eat something, you nasty bitch.
Apr 17th, 2008
me
Hey richport…how’d you like them big blackass lipps around your little monkey weeny?
Apr 17th, 2008
RichPort
^^^I have more fans than Home Depot!^^^
Seriously dude, three points:
1 - The fact that you waited desperately for Abby to post another Naomi Campbell story just to you could say “AHA! Richport’s on trouble NOW!!!” just reeks of an incredible lack of self-esteem and an over abundance of self loathing. I am happy I have made such an impression on you… (Is it RebelBoy or CopTed or some idiocy like that?)
2 - The fact that you’re too much of a punk to use your own handle also smacks of an over exaggerated degree of extreme pussiness.
3 - If I was unmarried and in the mood for a fantastic lay that included the lady and I beating each other as the night went on, I would nail Naomi Campbell like a drunken carpenter. Of course I happen to be attractive, but I digress…
Apr 17th, 2008
open mouth jones
WOW, Rich. I stand in awe of your abilty to piss people off. Sure, your adoring fans can’t spell and apparently think grammar is a city somewhere. Of course, they also most likely got hit with the stupid stick just one too many times, but they really, REALLy lurve you.
Such mad skills must be shared. Teach me.
Apr 17th, 2008
RichPort
Thanks OMJ, maybe it’s my cologne. Sounds like a ‘Fish outcast to me. Where the hell is Barbado Slim?
Apr 17th, 2008
abby
Ah, the detractors! You haven’t really made it until you have your own detractor. I think my first emerged after a post about Kelly Clarkson being fat.
Apr 17th, 2008
open mouth jones
GOT YA….These assholes need to find a job!
abby…can you stop this shit?
Apr 17th, 2008
RichPort
Sitemeter lets Abby know who’s who. I left the ‘Fish for this idiocy, but fishface was never as (ahem) on top of things as Abby is. And I never say things like “that Last post was not me!”
Abby, I thought your readers saved their greatest ire for when you do an Avril post.
Apr 17th, 2008
CopTed
Yo…AssPort
KEEP ME OUT OF THIS!
I don’t hang here anymore.
Apr 17th, 2008
sonya
Which is why you were RIGHT here ready to post when someone mentioned your name. What, do you have some sort of little machine that sounds alarms and flashes red lights when someone types your screen name?
Apr 17th, 2008
abby
Seriously, is today parent-teacher conference day?
Send fake Rich email here:
riches1q2@netscape.com
Apr 17th, 2008
RichPort
He’s a cop Sonya… well more like cop-a-feel… he’s works at a cerebal palsy clinic.
Apr 17th, 2008
RebelBoy
What dumb BITCH would marry you RichPort?
Apr 17th, 2008
RichPort
Your mother did RebelBoy. Well actually, I just told her we were married after she gave me the ol’ rusty trombone that night after I had all that brocolli rabe. Ploppity, plop, plop… She’s a freak too… I mean, I never met a chick that literally demanded I smack her so face with my cock until I broke her nose. She’s a proper whore, you should be proud.
Apr 17th, 2008
bionic bunny
looks like i missed some fun– serves me right for keeping that P.T. appointment!
oh, and barbado is something of a big shot over at pajiba these days.
Apr 17th, 2008
nordo
Full moon or has Naomi done this too?
Apr 17th, 2008
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