Jessica Simpson Hospitalized For Hard Drinking
Tags: binge, drinking, drunk, Jessica Simpson, kidney infection, pregnant
You might remember that Jessica Simpson was hospitalized for four days back in March for a supposed kidney infection. According to insiders, however, it was less of just a “kidney infection” and more of a “complications from a three-week whiskey binge.” I guess it makes a difference when you’re filing those insurance claims. Blue Cross/Blue Shield don’t cover boozin’! Star Magazine says
After hooking up with Tony [Romo] in November, insiders say her partying and drinking are out of control. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol…. She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”
Adding to her distress, Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test. “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant.”
Drinking ’till organ failure and possibly pregnant? Sounds like somebody missed out on the whole college experience! Toss in “academic suspension,” “leaving the scene of an accident,” and “emergency room gastric irrigation” and it could be my freshman year all over again.
Photoshoot for her fake hair line:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
fdanile
Amazing!This spaming job pays me &five dolars amrican for evry 200 comments! I will now have enogh monies for malaria medicine for all five of my wifes.
Apr 18th, 2008
RichPort
YES! Her downward spiral to Playboy is imminent!
Apr 18th, 2008
nordo
Hairspray induced liver failure
Apr 18th, 2008
sonya
I don’t know if I’ve EVER seen a picture of her with her mouth closed. She should really look into getting her mouth surgically closed. She looks so much better.
Apr 18th, 2008
abby
I’m hoping she’ll overdose around the time of Ashlee’s wedding. You know, steal her thunder.
Apr 18th, 2008
syd
Looks like she’s shooting a promo for the Adult Video Network. Slutt-tay.
Apr 18th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Pictures no worky.
Apr 18th, 2008
open mouth jones
sonya… where do you think i got my name? it’s actually in honor of her gaping maw of death.
Apr 18th, 2008
437.18
I’ve never really liked her, and I think she is heading down the Brittney path, out of all the teen pop stars I thought it would have been christina not these two.
Apr 18th, 2008
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