CNN personality Richard Quest was arrested in Central Park early Friday morning with a pocket full of meth, a boot full of dildo, and — most importantly — a rope around his neck tied to his wiener. The NY Post reports
Quest, 46, was arrested [for loitering] around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot and a small bag of methamphetamine in his pocket.
It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for, [but] his unusual get-up didn’t lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn’t exposing himself. Quest’s unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification.
Not surprisingly, his dreams of creating a Central Park Marionette Theater were dashed when his “Lonely Goatherd” one-man revival was cut short by the arresting officers.
Lemme guess… he’s a conservative Republican…
Of course! And a fan of the tap dance.
I bet he takes a wide stance in the bathroom stall and “accidentally” taps the shoes of the shitter next to him too.
Richard “No Soap on that Rope” Quest.
Another Scientologist?
No, he’s looking for that convenient boot dildo.
LOL this makes total sense to anyone that’s actually seen him on CNN.
I should add that he’s British, so this is in the fine George Michaels tradition, not the Pee Wee Herman one.
Dick Quest…..hmmmmmm
Is that his name, or his occupation?
I t6hought his name was Brian., LOL, fummy comments