Naomi Campbell Is Bald
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Perhaps as a side effect from all the evil, supermodel Naomi Campbell is slowly going bald. The Daily Mail reports
[At] the opening of night of La Fille Du Regiment in New York last night [Naomi's] hair extensions revealed a wide parting, and what looked like hair loss. The model’s natural hairline appears to have disappeared, with her hair extensions - or weave as it’s more commonly known - starting quite some way back from where the hairline should be.
So there is some credence to the expression “I’m gonna snatch you bald-headed.” I always though Grandmama was making that up. God only knows what “slap the snot outta you,” “be on you like white on rice,” and “beat the livin’ daylights outta you, missy” actually look like.
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RichPort
Let me pre-empt the fanbase by saying yes, I would still dig her out like a dachshund going after a badger.
Apr 24th, 2008
truedat
weave stress yo momma
Apr 24th, 2008
open mouth jones
Just don’t pull her hair, Rich. You’ll get evil on your hands.
Apr 24th, 2008
Captain-Insano
She and Brit could found the ‘hair club for women’.
Apr 24th, 2008
RichPort
Actually, I’d eithjer get fistfuls of hair from either Sugercube’s mane or Sareesh from Mumbai’s “savings account” (as she likes to call her mop before she sells it).
Apr 24th, 2008
RebelBoy
ASS-PORT
Wanna fuck dis one too? Bet YO Wife wood like to fucks Jay-Z?
Him’s taken now , butt I bet he do you wife good!
Apr 24th, 2008
RichPort
This is what I read from RabbleBoy:
…nonsense… bad brammar… attempts at racism… nonsense…. self loathing…
Lemme guess, your ex gboyfriend, the one who broke your heart and your ass, is Black, huh?
Apr 24th, 2008
wednesday
She comes from the old school of viciousness and violence against any people who are still not servants to her famous ego and worship at her superior throne.
Apr 25th, 2008
RichPort
lisabeller, I have no idea how you come up with such eloquence in between giving manicures and “massages”, but keep it up!
Apr 25th, 2008
saintdevil
Nah…you’ve got to remember that she’s half-human, half-Klingon. She’s supposed to look and act like that.
Apr 25th, 2008
Natia
Send Naomi Campbell azz back to Africa where she is from and belong to get some more hair from the Apes Back to get her hair weave redone…..but thats what happens when you screw Gorillas…..they pull all your weave out….Can’t stand the ugly azz Beyotch……..LMAO
Apr 25th, 2008
RICE
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Natia
Apr 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Send Naomi Campbell azz back to Africa where she is from and belong to get some more hair from the Apes Back to get her hair weave redone…..but thats what happens when you screw Gorillas…..they pull all your weave out….Can’t stand the ugly azz Beyotch……..LMAO
BALD NAOMI IS FROM BRITAIN, YOU UGLY GORILLA WHITE BEYOTCH.
THE WHITE PEOPLE LOVE HER BALD ASS AND TO THEM SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.
GOOGLE: WHITE CELEBS THAT LOOK LIKE GORILLAS WHILE YOU ARE FUMMING ABOUT HOW POOR AND UGLY YOU ARE NATIA!
ok DUMB ASS, ENJOY YOUR TAN THIS SUMMER.
May 26th, 2008
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