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John Travolta unveiled a dashing new mustache for his role as Ryder in the remake of the 1974 classic “The Taking of Pelham 123.” According to the Daily Mail

Joining Travolta in [an] all-star cast will be Oscar-winner Denzel Washington and James Gandolfini [as] the Mayor of New York, struggling to outwit crime boss Travolta, who is holding the city to ransom.

Oh, yeah. That moustache really screams “boss of a group of mobsters.” Only replace the word “boss” with “queen” and the word “mobsters” with “an Indian, a sailor, and a cowboy in buttless chaps.” A stirring biopic chronicling the rise and fall of the disco era. Rated R for language, drug usage, and super-duper overt gayness.

On the set and at Michael Eisner’s Walk of Fame induction:

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13 Responses to “John Travolta Is A Macho Man”  

  1. 1 ammy

    he is A GAY. he is seeking handsome guys now at mustachioed and moist dot com. YOu’ll find my mom there.

  2. 2 nordo

    He is sweeter than Jada Pinkett Smith

  3. 3 abby

    Definitely less butch, too.

  4. 4 RichPort

    I believe the gay community calls burly men with facial hair, “bears”….. and John Travolta is beary gay.

  5. 5 nordo

    Oh yes, less butch for sure

  6. 6 open mouth jones

    jtltc, n’est ce pas?

  7. 7 abby

    Ah, you speak French! Wee wee.

  8. 8 sonya

    Maybe it’s outlining where the cock should go.

  9. 9 Some Guy

    The Taking of Pellam 123 is such a great movie, too. I’m even okay with the idea of a remake, but letting travolta get his sweaty, greasy fingers all over this one is blasphemous.

  10. 10 bill

    He is quite a guy!!! He was said to have a personal account on a Luxury online service Wealthy Kiss.c o m for successful and
    celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.

  11. 11 Jigsy Q.

    So we went from Robert Shaw to Travolta? What’s next? Taxi Driver starring Ryan Seacrest?

  12. 12 RC

    wait… there were mobsters in Pelham 123??? either someone’s gone slaphappy with the rewrites or they’re all drunk at the pr office/have no idea what the movie’s about

  13. 13 chickylil

    Apparently tired of all the gay rumors John Travolta decided to lay them to rest once and for all by starring in a movie about the village people…

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