Apr 29, 2008

Scarlett Johansson’s First Single Released

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Here’s the first single from Scarlett Johansson’s un-anticipated album, “Anywhere I Lay My Head” — a cover of Tom Waits’ classic “Falling Down.” It sounds like she set the mic on echo effect and did her best Gort from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” impression. It’s great if you’re into staccato machinized bleating. Otherwise, not so much. And if you happen to be a fan of staccato machinized bleating, you should really invest in a Murchland vacuum goat milker. It’s the Rolls-Royce of late 19th century milking machines! Available at Ephraim Buzzleworth’s Feed & Seed and other fine retailers circa 1892.

55 seconds is insufferable enough, but you can watch it in its entirety here.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Gweilo

    Hey Tom, I’m sure you’re making a bunch of money from this but could you lend me 16 shells and a 30-06? I need 15 for the tone-deaf cunt and one for myself.

    Apr 29th, 2008

  2. abby

    Murder-suicide seems the only logical solution.

    Apr 29th, 2008

  3. jan

    He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at weatlhykiss dotcom.

    Apr 29th, 2008

  4. sonya

    Don’t quit your day job.

    Wow, that was teh suck.

    Apr 29th, 2008

  5. jav

    scarlett is determined to claim the title of ‘most annoying hollywood joke since paris hilton’

    Apr 30th, 2008

  6. Meg

    I don’t know why I even pushed play. I hate her speaking voice, so why would I enjoy her “singing”. Bleh. I’m in need of a frontal lobotomy after that mess.

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s completely talentless and is only famous for having a rocking body and a nice rack?

    May 1st, 2008

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