Mariah Carey Is Engaged to Nick Cannon
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Mariah Carey has yet to confirm it, but the diamond ring she’s wearing on her left hand definitely came from her new fiance, Nick Cannon. According to Page Six
Cannon bought the bauble for $2.5 million at Jacob & Co, [where our] witness overheard Cannon telling Jacob they are set to marry. Carey’s new bling is 17 carats, with a whopping 10-carat center stone, and made of rare pink and purple diamonds.
Nick could have saved himself a few bucks and a little dignity if he’d just tied himself to a sleeping bear, then sounded an airhorn in its face and started poking it with sticks made of angry bees. Same results as a lifetime spent with Mariah Carey, only a hell of a lot faster and cheaper. And you might get to keep your balls.
The She-Bear at the Tribeca premiere of her new movie “Tennessee” April 26th:

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Hey, what the..? What’s with all the fucking clothes on her???
Apr 30th, 2008
Kelvin
Err this is dangerously close to Ashton-Demi grossness.
Apr 30th, 2008
sonya
Holy hell, can you imagine how high-maintenance she must be? He must be pretty whupped.
Apr 30th, 2008
mark12212
Mariah Carey? Her profile is still showwing up at that celebrity site richromances.com where she looks sexy. I enjoy her voice very much~~~
Apr 30th, 2008
Maurine
It could very well be a publicity stunt, after it was reported she’d been having a lesbian affair with americian gangster rap female artist, and to my suprise is not the least bit attractive. Although Mariah Bisexuality was no suprise, shes a definate slap and tickle kind of girl, 1001%.
May 1st, 2008
RichPort
HAHAHAHAHAHA… it’s a recycled ring…
Wooo… my sides…
May 1st, 2008
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