I can only hope Sarah Jessica Parker’s flowers were from Algernon. (MollyGood)
Al Reynolds is a bonafide heftero. You know, “the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’.” Thank you, Spinal Tap! (BestWeekEver)
Rare silicon-and-botox free specimen discovered in Hollywood! Scientists remain baffled. (Celebrity Smack)
Brad Pitt tattoos his love […]

Not even a whole month out of rehab, and Kirsten Dunst is already back to her Drunksnty ways. The NY Daily News says
Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst partied hard last week for her 26th birthday at Bowery Electric. We can’t say for sure what the newly sober Dunst was consuming, but spies say the […]

Madonna continued convincing the young people how cool she is by using the word “fuck” during a live television performance in England over the weekend. “Fuck,” if you haven’t heard, is a word all the kids these days are saying because it shocks and offends the old folks and the squares. The Sun […]

Amy Winehouse spent her weekend frolicking in the woods with friends in nothing but her bra and denim shorts, sorta like a real-life Snow White, if Snow White was an undead corpse who escaped from the Daisy Duke section of Auschwitz. The Daily Mail says
The Rehab singer, who shocked onlookers with her […]

Lindsay Lohan has been axed from yet another movie — for those of you keeping score, that would make two in one week — this one a romantic comedy starring Jack Black. According to E! Online
Patriot Pictures tells E! News that Lohan is no longer a part of “Ye Olde Times,” a rom-com […]

Have you seen Kellie Pickler’s prom dress? It’s 5,789 times worse than what you’re thinking right now. Really, just go see. (Fatback)
Ashlee Simpson makes fun retards, but never once mentions her own idiot sister. Irony? (Websters)
What is that long, pink, phallic thing in Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr’s […]

Meet the latest addition to the Beyoncé Knowles House of Deréon clothing line: the “Deréon Girls Collection.” Now with 50% more kiddie porn flava! Softpedia says
The [”Deréon Girls Collection”] ads depicts a series of young girls aged around 7 or 8 seemingly playing dress up [in] 5 inch high heels, wearing lipstick […]

The old Lindsay Lohan is definitely back in business. First that monkey-roll fest last week, and now this, from today’s Rush and Molloy):
Lindsay Lohan [was] getting her drink on at the Crown Lounge in L.A. with “The Hills” Lauren Conrad. “They were doing shots of tequila, but Lindsay was turning her back so no […]

Uma Thurman, the face of Lancome’s fragrance “Miracle” from 2000 to 2005, is suing the cosmetics giant for millions of dollars for unauthorized use of her image. Lancome, in turn, is suing her right back, but not for being such a fish-eyed uggo who tricked them into hiring her in the first place. […]

Mischa Barton is claiming that the man who photographed her sunbathing topless in Australia last weekend did a little retaliatory photoshopping in an attempt to make her look bad. Barton’s rep tells Rush and Molloy
“Those photos are doctored. They’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. There’s […]