Katie Goes to Scientology Boot Camp
Tags: boot camp, Katie Holmes, scientology, Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise finally has the perfect robot wife he’s always wanted — and he’s sure as hell not going to let her get away now. Katie Holmes’ plans to move to New York sans Tommy to star on Broadway were effectively quashed when Tom forced her into “Scientology Boot Camp” last week. Note: this brand of boot camp has nothing to do with saving your wild teen who dresses too sexy. According to Star
Katie was recently secluded for three days at Gold Base, the remote, supersecret Scientology compound in Hemet, California. “It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes,” a Scientology insider reveals. “Katie’s been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food.”
Sleep-deprived, food-deprived, and strapped to an E-meter by Tom Cruise’s lunatic minions. Boy, does that ever sound fun! But then again, so does hemorrhoid surgery and third degree burns. How will I ever choose how to spend my summer vacation now? Let’s just ask this shotgun here.
Being lead around at David Beckham’s birthday party April 20th:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Wow, that’s not too far from me.
Betcha she’s really having gender reassignment surgery. Tom will get the boy he’s always wanted.
TCLTC!!!
May 1st, 2008
syd
I’d like to question her intensely (beat her ass) over those god damned ugly sunglasses. The disco frock, I can overlook.
May 1st, 2008
abby
Ooh, you should visit and get insider pics of the compound! You can be my “exclusive source” like on TV.
May 1st, 2008
judy
Anyway.she is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.Wowww
May 2nd, 2008
nordo
Girl Scout camp without the smores
May 2nd, 2008
Tee-Hee
Here’s what I don’t get, she’s bigger than him. All she has to do is push him down and run.
May 2nd, 2008
maverick
I know why she’s wearing those fugly glasses. She’s trying to hide the dead look in her eyes. Tom’s had her programmed to the point that she’s almost human.
May 2nd, 2008
BabyGirl
Tee-Hee what you said is funny as HELL and true!
May 4th, 2008
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