Madonna Is Cool
Tags: hard candy, justin timberlake, madonna
You can tell how hip and down with the young people Madonna is by the way she drank champagne directly from the bottle during a promotional performance in New York City last night. The Daily Mail says
She performed six songs for around 2,000 people at the Roseland Ballroom, at one point stopping to guzzle champagne from the bottle. Madonna spent almost every second of her No. 1 track Four Minutes grinding against Justin Timberlake, despite being well and truly old enough to be his mother.
Then she screamed something like “I take the drugs and do lots of sex and watch the internet all day and night!” Get it? You know, like an old person trying to sound cool? I guess it sorta came out more like a lame Borat impersonation. Almost as lame as I just made this post. Almost.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
bill
she is old and horrible.
May 1st, 2008
sonya
Hey Justin, you could get the same effect by rubbing some beef jerky against your crotch.
May 1st, 2008
RichPort
Look at the look of utter disgust on her face as she simulates fellatio on that bottle. Here’s a granny that hasn’t sucked a weiner since she was picking up Puerto Rican teenagers on the Lower East Side. Which makes Guy Ritchie a beeotch.
May 1st, 2008
abby
Does Justin Timberlake actually have a penis?
May 1st, 2008
sonya
Abby, it’s the same kind of penis that a Ken doll has. So, no.
May 1st, 2008
spatz
Timberlake better watch out. All of Britney’s troubles started the moment Madonna sucked out her soul and youth during that “kiss” at the VMAs. Next thing you know Justin will be going around flashing his vagina everywhere too.
May 1st, 2008
iheartlasagne
I always think it’s real cool when ‘artists’ like Madonna pretend to partake in the music-making process, a la holding a guitar. As if any real instruments were used in her music. HA! She looks ridiculous. In the first picture of her grinding on him I imagine him screaming in his little girly effeminate voice, “Eeew! She’s touching me with her cooch!”
May 1st, 2008
Izzy
Grandma Madge would be a lot sexier if she wasn’t transforming in to a man.
May 1st, 2008
TMax
SPATZ, you are definitely onto something there. Made me think of all those years ago when Madonna almost ruined Sean Penn’s career with ‘Shanghai Surprise’. I’ll keep a watch out.
May 1st, 2008
bionic bunny
yeah, it’s real cool when you swig champagne out of the bottle. especially the part where it fizzes out of your nose and all over yourself.
May 1st, 2008
NotBlonde
She spent like, 4 seconds of that entire performance grinding against him. People are making waaaay too big a deal about this. She’s old, big deal. I’m not a Madonna lover-i don’t think she can sing and i’ve never bought anything she’s put out but I HATE it when people make more of something than it is.
She needs to stop, though. She isn’t “sexy” anymore and she’s always had a face like a dog.
May 1st, 2008
eddy
Yo Justin - She is JUST USING YOU. That’s what SHE DOES. You are now officially HER BITCH. And it means your career has PEAKED.
that’s all.
May 1st, 2008
maverick
I’m kinda glad that Justin’s career has peaked. He thinks he’s the second coming of Michael Jackson, but he’s not…besides, look how the original Michael ended up.
May 2nd, 2008
Reply to “Madonna Is Cool”