Kirsten Dunst Boozing Again
Tags: drunk, Kirsten Dunst, rehab
Not even a whole month out of rehab, and Kirsten Dunst is already back to her Drunksnty ways. The NY Daily News says
Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst partied hard last week for her 26th birthday at Bowery Electric. We can’t say for sure what the newly sober Dunst was consuming, but spies say the actress looked a lot worse for the wear as she tumbled out on to the street hours after midnight with girlfriends gripping her arm.
A really fun game to play with a drunk person is a little something I like to call “Lassie.” Wait until they’re good and drunk and slurry and can’t get a discernible word out, and when they try to get your attention because they need to throw up, crouch down next to them, cock your head to one side and say, “What is it, girl? Trouble at the old mill? Timmy fell down a well?!” See, it’d be especially funny with Kirsten, because she’s already got the cuspids of an actual canine.
Jennifer Aniston sucking face with John Mayer in Miami, because they’re too boring for a whole post:
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open mouth jones
Well, you know what they say: Rehab is for quitters.
May 12th, 2008
abby
Amen to that.
May 12th, 2008
RichPort
Kristin, Kristin, Kristin… it’s the GUYS that need to drink booze to think you’re cute, not the other way around ya dumb snaggletoothed dirty looking beeotch.
May 13th, 2008
nordo
Isn’t that what rehab is for?
May 13th, 2008
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