Josh Duhamel is cheating on Fergie! (CelebSlam)

Heidi. Klum’s. Boobs. Are. Gone!! (UseMyComputer)

Local news anchor drops the f-bomb live on the nightly news! (Jossip)

How many moose knuckles and camel toes can you work into one picture? Hint: count the ones in the back twice! (Websters)

It’s almost impossible to see the bones of the original anime series through all the hallucinogenic lard that is “Speed Racer.” (Pajiba)

Tara Reid’s stomach still as terrifying as ever. (The Grumpiest)

Muppets that look just like celebrities! (CityRag)

Now die hard Sex and the City fans can masturbate with Mr. Big-themed sex toy! (Holy Moly)

Britney wraps up her role on “How I Met Your Mother” and ends up in Doogie Howser’s bed. (Hollywood Headache)

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