Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson
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According to Chicago gossip blog These Boots Are Made for Stalking, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has finally kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. Star Magazine reports
“They’re broken up,” Tony’s pal told the blog. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.” Tony made the most of his boys’ weekend — spending hours at Uncle Fatty’s Rum Resort “drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes… surrounded by girls. He zeroed in on one blonde all night. That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson.”
The blog didn’t mention if he plans on using that throwing arm of his for anything more than moving faggy drinks toward his mouth and jerking off, but I’d say all signs still point to yes. So no worries, Cowboys fans! Everything’s still on track!
Minus Romo this weekend at a Mexican restaurant:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Her running out in a dress like looks a bit like a towel seems to be her need to do a walk of shame. I bet he did all kinds of fucked up things to her… made her blow his friends while he was playing X Box, let Screech give her a Dirty Sanchez, ejaculated on Ashleeeee when she was asleep… But at least she still has her Dad… he always (ahem) cums back and will never leave (ahem) her behind…
May 13th, 2008
open mouth jones
Finally something shut her gaping maw right the fuck up. Now if only somebody could douche Papa Joe.
May 13th, 2008
nordo
Awww shucks, and I thought it would last forever
May 13th, 2008
Popcornridge
GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11
May 13th, 2008
Nudgie
No one noticed that Chestica was so wasted she called her Mom to come pick her up.
At least she knows better to drink & drive.
She has NO clue how to get a man that will put up with Papa Joe adn the rest of the Celebreality clan….
I truly fell badly for her….
May 14th, 2008
big tuna
Just proves what they say about Romo:
Million dollar arm, ten cent head.
May 15th, 2008
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