Miley Cyrus Got Milk, Sexual Innuendo

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You know what goes great right after a scandal involving teenage sexuality and exhibitionism? An ad campaign where that same underage girl looks like she just took a facial. A close second? That same girl bent over the hood of a Ford Mustang while two guys with mustaches snort blow off her ass and some Asian chick deep-fists her. But, you know, I can’t really see tying that in with the health benefits of drinking milk, so I think Miley Cyrus chose wisely in this case.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sexygal22

    Cyrus is my favorite future train wreck pop singer. As you know, she is only 16!!!

  2. RichPort

    I’ve always thought those milk ads were blatantly perverted, which is why they never had Doogie Howser, Harvey Firestein, or Janeane Garofalo… the first two would just keep swallowing and licking their upper lips, while she would just keep talking about how she refuses to shave her box.

  3. syd

    I feel a Britney moment right around the corner for this girl. And I can’t fucking WAIT.

  4. what’s that on your finger.

  5. abby

    pssst… Your balls are showing! Bumblebee tuna.

  6. nordo

    Something just tells me that milk is curdled

  7. jone

    Cyrus is my most like singer.She is so hot and sexy..so many guys want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich guy at the dating site called “LovingRich.com”..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.

  8. Ummmmm…….she’s wearing a KINK BMX tee shirt
    thats fuckin rad!
    Bmx all up on MileyCyrus!
    Hottttt! =)

  9. mike

    kink bikes
    BMX it up

  10. dude man

    dude she has a kink shirt on SICK

  11. Tanner

    haha kink bmx…
    how the fuck would she get a hold of one of those shirts.
    fucking bitch…
    she probably blew chris doyle and he shot one of on her lip then they shot a got milk ad and she stole his shirt….

  12. MP Hippity Hop

    Hey I knew she took my fuckin kink shirt the lil cunt and i told her to wipe her lip before she went to that magazine shoot. Oh well.

  13. trev

    im wth tanner on this one!!!!

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