Nice Day For A Dyke Wedding
Tags: california supreme court, ellen degeneres, gay marriage, portia de rossi, wedding
In the wake of the California Supreme Court overturning the state’s ban on gay marriage, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has declared her intentions to wed longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. TMZ reports
A spy in the audience of this afternoon’s taping of the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” tells us that after Ellen mentioned [yesterday's California Supreme Court ruling], she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O. The show will air tomorrow.
With the news of this ruling, Home Depot can now expect to dethrone Pottery Barn as the largest wedding registry in the state of California. You know how lesbians love power tools! And stereotypes! Don’t forget stereotypes!
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I bet the entree at the reception dinner WON’T be sausage…
May 16th, 2008
Vichus Smith
So does this mean that Ellen will finally stop the fucking dancing on her show? I guess not. Good for these two. They’re a good couple.
May 16th, 2008
abby
Yeah. It’s about fucking time they legalized it.
May 16th, 2008
sonya
No, Richport, they’ll be serving tacos. With sour cream. Lotsa sour cream.
May 16th, 2008
WALT
NO SONYA IT WILL BE TACOS WITH LOADS AN LOADS OF SWEET CREAM
May 18th, 2008
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