May 19, 2008
Save The Britney
Tags: bikini, Britney Spears, costa rica, fat, pregnant
Meet Britney! She’s one of the few who survived 2007, during which 78 manatees were killed by watercraft and hundreds more by water pollution and direct destruction of their natural habitats. But with the advent of Adopt-A-Manatee, you can do your part to help save Florida’s gentle giants. For only $25 you get:
- A photo of your manatee
- The manatee’s biography
- An adoption certificate
- A signed copy of “Toxic”
- Four newsletters throughout the year with updated reports on your adoptee
Britney needs our help. Let’s all do our part to save the docile sea cows of the Southeastern United States!
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Thar she blows!!!!
May 19th, 2008
nordo
Britnatee awaits Cheeto feeding quick!
May 19th, 2008
abby
Boy, I’ve never wanted to give someone a pink belly so badly in my life.
May 19th, 2008
RichPort
Hey Brit, what color are your shoes?
May 19th, 2008
Kayla
So she turned her life around, and is progressing really well, but that is not good enough, is it? We expect her to be skinny and look like an 18 year old in a bikini especially a flat stomach, because we know having two kids back to back helps keep our bodies super slim.
GET A LIFE!!! BACK OFF HER!!! BEST WISHES TO BRITNEY!!
May 19th, 2008
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
I’m betting that Kayla is an overweight housewife with 4 children. Or a hysterical 16 yr old queen.
May 19th, 2008
bionic bunny
ironically, abby, i’m a member of the manatee club. no shit.
please, please, PLEASE find another creature to compare this mess to!
and if that’s not a bun in the oven, i’m the pillsbury doughboy!
May 19th, 2008
oakling
heee. i think it’s the “pink belly” joke that clinched this whole thing for me.
May 19th, 2008
elleangeleyes
I agree Britney has been through enough leave that girl alone. She is doing really good under the circumstances that she has people like you saying this lame ass bull shit about her. I wonder what your sad as would do if this was always on her back. I pray for britney along with any troubled human being to find their way through this bull that get said about her. She has been beaten down from all this pressure of life. Let the girl breath.
May 19th, 2008
Jaddedkitten
god you people are so fucking sad and your stupid little comments just prove it god what happen to people at least having the common descence to wish other people who are clearly sick well instead of mocking them is this really what our society has come too really
May 19th, 2008
RichPort
Dear Jaddedkitten,
I wish you well, since you are clearly sick. I believe in common descence too.
XOXOXOXO
RichPort
May 20th, 2008
Jaddedkitten
your just proving my point
May 20th, 2008
Juca
I’d shag her madly anytime
May 21st, 2008
Helly
“god you people are so fucking sad and your stupid little comments just prove it god what happen to people at least having the common descence to wish other people who are clearly sick well instead of mocking them is this really what our society has come too really”
Sweet holy crap, there’s nothing quite like one giant sentence, with no punctuation and huge spelling mistakes to lighten up my day.
LOVE IT.
May 26th, 2008
Fudencio
Fuck in ass the Britney. Its a fat bitch.
Jun 1st, 2008
Soydog
Wow. So we’re still holding women up to ridiculous beauty standards in 2008, and calling perfectly normal women manatees? Great to see how we’ve progressed so much, and thanks to fuckheads like you who don’t think about the impact of their infantile obsessions with dogging people in the public eye, we’ll continue to do so.
It’s good to know that people can feel good about posting comments like this in a world where anorexia nervosa and bulimia are still rampant amongst girls.
And I honestly can’t imagine you’re too happy with yourself if you feel the need to slander others like this.
Jun 7th, 2008
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