Shania Twain Dumped For Ugly Chick
Tags: marie anne thiébaud, mutt lange, shania twain
More details in the Shania Twain divorce have come to light, and it turns out that her husband of fourteen years, Mutt Lange, was boning her best friend and manager of their Swiss estate, 37-year old Marie-Anne Thiébaud. People Magazine says
“Mutt and Anne-Marie left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” says one source, adding that the she was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son. “Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends. [She is] devastated… this came out of left field.”
Way to upgrade, Mutt! Marie-Anne Thiébaud looks like she could be Sandra Bernhard’s ugly twin sister, and Shania Twain’s, well, Shania freakin’ Twain. It’s like trading in your Ferrari for a rusted out five-speed with no seat and a bent front wheel. And also a grocery sack full of bread pudding where the tits are supposed to be.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Shania doesn’t suck dick… that’s the only explanation.
May 22nd, 2008
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
What was he thinking with? We can’t blame his dick for this one.
May 22nd, 2008
Gweilo
Thirty-seven??? Jesus, this pic is Shania out with her mother, right?
May 22nd, 2008
open mouth jones
If the issue really IS the dick sucking, you’d think the schnozz on the other one would hurt Mutt’s nethers.
May 22nd, 2008
LRm216
While my heart goes out to Shania and all of the pain she is going through right now, it just goes to show you that looks aren’t everything all the time. Obviously he has found something in the other one that he couldn’t find in Shania (although I can’t imagine what!).
May 22nd, 2008
sonya
Maybe’s she’s a total frosty ice queen bitch.
May 22nd, 2008
Danny
Shania…call me….
May 22nd, 2008
danielle
I agree with RichPort she’s not sucking dick!
May 23rd, 2008
nordo
Nothing says lovin like something from the oven?
May 23rd, 2008
curegirl0421
I have heard before that Shania is a cold fish… no amount of hotness makes up for that.
May 23rd, 2008
frenchy
I too heard she swore off sex, to have lasted this long is a testement to his moral code.
On her side , she is 42 and he 59, uhm good for him, but for her…yuck.
I also got the impression she married him for his money…we’ll never know.
May 24th, 2008
SHARON
WELL THE BITCH IS A BITCH IS A BLANKING PRUDE SHE SAID AT ONE TIME SHE DONT LIKE SEX ALL THE TIME WITH MUTT ALOT OF PEOPLE LIKE ME THINKS SHE MARRIED THE UGLY BASTARD JUST TO GET HER CAREER GOING IN THE MUSIC GOING NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE STUPIED BITCH SING SONGS LIKE POOR ME OH IT IS ALL ABOUT ME WELL BOO HOO BITCH YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THE SEX OUT AND BLOWED THE MAN
Jul 9th, 2008
rick
Yahhh, just about everybody sucks to get into the biz…both men and women..what? you never heard about the gay casting couch??? Then when they make it big, do they give credit to the people who wrote their songs or movies?? Noooooo, the singers and actors want to take credit for everything. Let me ask you, who wrote Madonas songs? How about Britney spears songs? How about barbara striestinks songs? Anybody know? They all get the karma they deserve… eventually. Shania is just getting the karma that she deserves for taking credit for other peoples work just like the rest of singers. If they had any morals they would announce who the writer of the song they are singing, EVERY TIME BEFORE THEY SING IT.
Jul 15th, 2008
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