Quickies: Tear In My Beer

May 28, 2008

Rachel Ray is a terrorist. (Jossip)

The science of doing it! Consider me a doctor professor. (Pajiba)

“Sex and the City” brings a whole new meaning to the term “put out to pasture.” (Websters)

Curl up on a bearskin rug with Miss Coed Grace Park. (Coed Magazine)

Natalie Portman is the most beautiful woman in the world. (Use My Computer)

Miley Cyrus in her underpants on MySpace, take 247. (Fatback)

Listen to Jessica Simpson’s first country song off her new album! (Celebitchy)

There’s no denying it now — Hilary Duff got a boob job. (CityRag)

R. Kelly’s trial just went in the shitter. (The Blemish)