Jun 2, 2008
Christina Aguilera Is A Natural Beauty
Tags: Christina Aguilera, makeup
Two years ago, I dressed up as Mystique from X-Men for Halloween. It was the most kick-ass costume ever. I had a bright red wig, yellow contacts, and a blue swimsuit I hand-decorated with blue scales. It took me two and a half hours and almost four bottles of body paint to get ready. Even then, I only had on half as much makeup as Christina Aguilera in the above picture. If Homer Simpson’s makeup gun ever had a “seek and destroy” setting, you’re fucking looking at it right here.
Editor’s note: Ever wondered what a post-op tranny’s tits might look like after a grease fire? Wonder no more!!
More of Frankentits at Luxor’s LAX Nightclub Friday night:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Maybe the blue makeup would be better to disguise those hideous veins on her hideous boobs.
Jun 2nd, 2008
lils
And the Mystique costume pictures?
Jun 2nd, 2008
sonya
You could save a lot of paint if you applied it with an airbrush, abby. Not that I would know that, of course.
Jun 2nd, 2008
K
Ewww!
That’s the worst I’ve seen her. And those fake tits
Jun 2nd, 2008
Christie
Um, she is nursing so her breasts are enlarged. You people must be 15.
Jun 2nd, 2008
CaptainInsano
So why is she wearing more make-up than a Klingon then? Because we’re 15? Its well known that she has impants as well, and they look disgusting, so its fair game to call her on it.
Jun 2nd, 2008
Showgrrrl
Her makeup artist neglected to slather at least ONE thing on her… check out her left eye. No fake lashes! Maybe the MUA was tired by that point. I don’t blame them!
Jun 2nd, 2008
Popcornridge
Why do I all of a sudden want to lay my face in a soft cushiony pillow,, hmmm
Jun 3rd, 2008
RAT
Maybe I’m weird, but she looks pretty damn good to me! Although, she would look better without all of that makeup.
Jun 3rd, 2008
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