Lily Allen Is Sorry
Tags: glamour women of the year awards, lily allen
Lily Allen is apologizing for her drunken behavior at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards on Tuesday. She writes on her MySpace blog
“This time I’m putting my hands up, I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk, I feel awful… Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this, not pretty!
I don’t know what the hell she’s talking about. No one I know ever accused her of being pretty. A grown-up version of that girl in your tenth grade English class that wrote cliched poems on her arms and refused to let grunge die its slow flannel death, yes. Tubby and party-hat nippled, yes. Pretty, no. Frankly, if she’s going to start apologizing, she might want to start with one of those other ones first.
Nursing hangover before going to the Royal Academy of Arts summer exhibition party:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
Seriously, asswipes, I’m starting to miss the spammers. The comments are FIXED already! Come back to me!
Jun 5th, 2008
threetoedsloth
Damn, I know this is supposed to be a snarky gossip blog and all, but you are one miserable asshole. What did Lily Allen ever do to you?
Jun 6th, 2008
Laura
I think Lily Allen is pretty.
There you go.
Jun 6th, 2008
Ef off
Hey, uneducated asshawipe, the “not pretty” is an English expression. The situation is ‘not pretty’ not her! Can you spell your own name?
Jun 7th, 2008
meow meow
there is nothing snarky or clever about calling someone “not pretty.” you are an asshat. and how dare you refer to her (or anyone) as tubby. would you say that to her face? doubt it. and if you did, she would probably spit on you.
Jun 7th, 2008
bionic bunny
see what happens when you lament the loss of spammers?
that’s okay, abby, i still love you.
yo, idiots, did you even SEE the pix of this loser being CARRIED out to her car?? um, yeah, she was the height of gorgeousness. i wonder how hard it is get vomit out of cotton candy (again, classy) colored hair?
stupid gits.
party hat nippled— i’m getting a shirt made!!
Jun 7th, 2008
kevin
If it wasn’t for papers like the Sun co. U.K. and the Mirror Lily Allen would not have problems, (no really she wouldn’t) they just make it too damn hard!
Aug 9th, 2008
kevin
oh and I think she’s pretty
Aug 9th, 2008
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