Madonna Hires Divorce Lawyer
Tags: guy ritchie, lawyer, madonna, nicholas mostyn, separation

Despite denying marital trouble for months now, Madonna has reportedly hired celebrity divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn. According to Digital Spy
The singer is starting divorce proceedings against her husband Guy Ritchie. The singer apparently met the legal representative at his London office ten days ago.
It was unclear whether Madonna was meeting with Mostyn to begin legal paper work or if she was just there to challenge him to a good old-fashioned arm-wrestling contest. You don’t get those kind of veins without mastering the top roll and hook techniques, baby!
Nipping out in Cannes last month:

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RichPort
She is a handsome woman indeed.
Jun 10th, 2008
open mouth jones
If handsome means veiny and bulging, then sure. She’s probably got one of the monster clits. You know, the kind that looks like an itsy bitsy penis.
Jun 10th, 2008
RichPort
I think it’s always polite to compliment the geriatrc as “handsome”…
Jun 10th, 2008
gumball
She got the publicity… OH HOW I LOVE THAT ONE Abandoned child by her husband staying at home and keeping him fit and loved while she got on with her training, traveling, CAREER and did her hoochy coo with the young men with no delays allowed.. She sniffed in dismissal and missed most of the final adoption appointments, that could have spoiled the deal while a poor and anguished African nation bowed and swayed to her royal demands. There just isn’t enough time in the year to do these menial things ya know? She is such an egotistic idiot and selfish human keeping him shook up and stressed, to now want a divorce in spite and anger for Guy wanting free time to get on with his life and career and not be her house-bound manny hubby anymore.
Jun 10th, 2008
sonya
Even her cleavage looks hard and angry.
Jun 10th, 2008
Gwyneth
I don’t really think this is true. They’ve already denied they are divorcing. So who knows. The poor and anguished African nation? Yes, that’s true, but the “bowed and swayed to her royal demands” is really dumb. Madonna is helping this nation and they love her. She didn’t have an easy time adopting baby David but finally now the last visits are done and the papers have been signed and he is officially now a member of the Ritchie household, hardly been “abandoned”…lol
Jun 10th, 2008
nordo
And her nose looks pumped and veiny
Jun 10th, 2008
Helly
And I’m pretty sure some strands of hair have anabolic steroids in them….
Jun 11th, 2008
gossip babe
OMG! i hate her arms.. their all bulging and scary.. and as for the rumors i don’t think it’s true..
Jun 11th, 2008
jeffrey
Oh my. Madonna needs to gain some body fat. She is starting to look really unattractive because of her obvious strict low body fat rule. She needs to rest because she is aging prematurely because of her schedule and overworked diet and exercise regimin.
Jun 15th, 2008
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