Mischa Barton Still Has Cellulite

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You might remember those incredibly unflattering pictures of Mischa Barton sunbathing in Australia that hit the net last month. The ones she claimed were photoshopped so the paparazzi could make more money off them. Curiously, Mischa was photographed plodding around New York on Friday with the very same set of legs that you saw in those pictures. Mischa defended herself, telling the The Daily Mail

“Photographers try to get the most unflattering shots. They know they are worth more money. Every woman has cellulite.”

I imagine she had more to say on the subject, but was cut short when an Indian in buttless chaps and glitter eyeshadow walked up and bitch-slapped her for stealing his vest. Oh no she didn’t!

May the great eagle spirit walk with you:

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  1. Where are you smarmy bastards?

  2. JMcNo Gravatar

    looks like someone’s been sitting in the gravel driveway a little too long

  3. She likes to lounge and smoke her weed.. so little muscle tone.

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