You probably remember that Scotland Yard got a hold of that video of Amy Winehouse washing down a snootfull of ecstasy and blow with a couple of hits off the crack pipe all the way back in January of this year. CPS finally arrested her on suspicion of possessing Class A drugs last week, […]

Amy Winehouse spent her weekend frolicking in the woods with friends in nothing but her bra and denim shorts, sorta like a real-life Snow White, if Snow White was an undead corpse who escaped from the Daisy Duke section of Auschwitz. The Daily Mail says
The Rehab singer, who shocked onlookers with her […]

Jailed junkie Blake Civil-Fielder is plotting to divorce Amy Winehouse so he can live off the fat of her albums for the rest of his days. At his going rate, that’s about three and a half more years, tops. London’s The Sun reports
He is set to demand at least $6 million as […]

Amy Winehouse sobbed all the way to the London police station today where she is being questioned in conjunction with that head-butting face-punching rampage that happened late Wednesday night. But don’t think a date with the boys in blue curtailed her fun the night before! It’s Amy Winehouse! Don’t let’s be silly. […]

Amy “Receding Gums” Winehouse is facing up to six months’ jail and a $4,000 fine for allegedly assaulting two men while bar-hopping in Camden. Well, not so much hopping as “staggering” and “stumbling.” London’s The Sun says
The junkie singer, 24… headbutted a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar… [and] […]

What would you get if you crossed the three witches from “Macbeth” with Mr. Ed? Shakespeare with a laugh track and an A+ in Brit Lit, maybe, or Amy Winehouse with less of Jacobean sense of the supernatural and a much shinier coat.

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Amy Winehouse took a break from working on “The Quantum Of Solace” title track to pound a couple of shots of Midori Melon while holding a baby. All the cool kids are doing it! Forget body shots — fontanel shots are where it’s at in 2008. Just lick it, stick it, slam […]

The Daily Mail has pictures of Amy Winehouse leaving her east London home yesterday with eight pounds of gold jewelery and a rosary around her neck. When asked for comment, Amy barked, “I’m teaching fools some basic rules. Enough jibba jabba, sucka!” and peeled away in a van carrying three ex-commandos […]

Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has decided to make Amy Winehouse the new face of his fall 2008 season. Because nothing screams high fashion like ulcerated lesions and self-inflicted cigarette burns! Nine MSN reports
[Singer]/trainwreck Amy managed to score herself a ‘lifetime of designs’ from the fashion guru. Robert doesn’t want Amy to […]

The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse is heading to South Africa for an extended stay in rehab, but Female First says she is already lined up to perform “the world’s most bizarre club” in September.
The troubled singer is set to pocket [$700,000] to sing at the opening night of a Rotterdam, Netherlands… […]