You might remember that Jessica Simpson was hospitalized for four days back in March for a supposed kidney infection. According to insiders, however, it was less of just a “kidney infection” and more of a “complications from a three-week whiskey binge.” I guess it makes a difference when you’re filing those insurance claims. Blue Cross/Blue Shield don’t cover boozin’! Star Magazine says

After hooking up with Tony [Romo] in November, insiders say her partying and drinking are out of control. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol…. She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Adding to her distress, Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test. “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant.”

Drinking ’till organ failure and possibly pregnant? Sounds like somebody missed out on the whole college experience! Toss in “academic suspension,” “leaving the scene of an accident,” and “emergency room gastric irrigation” and it could be my freshman year all over again.

Photoshoot for her fake hair line:

Amy Winehouse was filmed doing about every drug known to man in a 19 minute binge-fest in her East London home just hours before she stumbled into husband Blake Civil-Fielder’s remand hearing. London’s The Sun got the exclusive footage:

Within seconds of greeting pals at the door, she greedily snorted powdered ecstasy offered on the corner of a credit card. Minutes later, she is seen on the video being offered cocaine. A friend cautions her not to take too much because the drug is from a highly-concentrated stash. But Amy disregards the warning and hungrily snorts a clump.

Just before 5am, Amy heads up a spiral staircase to her dimly-lit bedroom, where she… primes a glass pipe with rocks of crack [and] fires it up with a lighter. Pals ask her to go out with them, but she mutters: “I’d be useless to you because I’ve had about six Valium.” Ironically, she insists she cannot party too heavily as she has to be up at 8am to get to the court on time.

When I picture someone taking it easy the night before a court date, I imagine them turning down that second glass of wine to tuck in before nine o’clock with a good motivational book. For Amy Winehouse, it’s a couple of hits off a crack pipe after inhaling two class A narcotics and then washing it all down with half a dozen muscle relaxers. I bet her edition of “Chicken Soup for the Soul” has a lot more vomit and seizures in it.

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