Amy Winehouse spent her weekend frolicking in the woods with friends in nothing but her bra and denim shorts, sorta like a real-life Snow White, if Snow White was an undead corpse who escaped from the Daisy Duke section of Auschwitz. The Daily Mail says

The Rehab singer, who shocked onlookers with her emaciated frame, was spotted cuddling up to Sadie Frost’s sometime boyfriend Kristian Marr while soaking up the sunshine in a park behind a recording studio in Henley, Oxfordshire.

From the picture above, she also appears to have mastered the finer points of the Irish jig. Hop-hop back, hop back, two-three-four and bow!

UPDATE: The most awesome outdoor dancin’ you’ve ever seen after the jump

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There’s no denying it now — those Miley Cyrus MySpace pics that made the rounds on Monday are 100% real. But don’t think her publicist is going to be owning up to it anytime soon when there’s still a chance the public will buy the whole “imposter” theory. You know, like Miley has an evil twin intent on destroying her good name so she can bring down the Bradys and have Tad all to herself once and for all. According to NBC daytime, shit like that happens all the time. The AP reports

Less-than-wholesome photos of a girl bearing a close resemblance to the 15-year-old superstar are making the rounds on the Internet. [Photos] shows the Cyrus look-alike tugging at her white tank top to reveal a green bra [and] bare midriff while draped over a young male. This isn’t the first time risque photos of someone resembling Cyrus have circulated online.

The actress-singer’s publicists Jill Fritzo and Meghan Prophet didn’t return messages from The Associated Press seeking comment.

Fact: the girl in the photo above is wearing the same bra, nail polish, necklace, and bracelets that Miley was photographed wearing on March 19th, so either there’s a wormhole to a parallel dimension hidden somewhere in L.A., or else Disney and Dateline NBC are collaborating to make you a television star.

I’m pretty sure the only companies who crank out more sluts than the Disney Corporation these days are Vivid Entertainment and The Emperor’s Club. All Mickey Mouse is missing now is a gold cane and a fedora with one of those big long feathers.