Despite rumors that her pregnancy complications would require a c-section, OK! Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth naturally to 7 lbs. 11 oz Maddie Briann yesterday morning. All of Jamie’s family were there for the birth, including “daddy” Casey Aldridge, who managed to secure several days paternity leave from his work. And what does Casey do, exactly? I’m glad you asked. According to the AP

Casey Aldridge [is] a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi.

What a small world! My husband is a pipe-layer, too. In fact, he laid some serious pipe last night! Woo! I’m going to be walking around like a cowboy for the next 24 hours. You know, because of the rickets. Well, what did you think I was talking about? Jesus, you guys are such perverts. It’s not all dick humor and gay jokes around here, you know. Sometimes I also talk about poop. Let’s try to keep it classy for once.

Aunt Britney visiting in Kentwood:

A visibly pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated the big one-seven with fiancé Casey Aldridge in Mississippi this weekend. People Magazine says

Spears, who is pregnant with Aldridge’s child, took in a quiet dinner with Aldridge at [a Liberty, Mississippi Ruby Tuesday's]. They then went to Wal-Mart, where Spears looked at sleeping bags.

Pregnant teen with G.E.D. at a discount department store — that’s practically every cliché in the book! I’m waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to add “… then you might be a redneck” and Gretchen Wilson to chime in with a “Hell yeah.” I hope Jamie wanted a lifetime of anniversary cartons of cigarettes and Christmases filled with Craftsman Truck Series race tickets, because that’s damn sure what she’s getting.