Britney’s Stinkbomb Drops Today
Tags: Britney Spears, catholics

Britney Spears’ latest stinkbomb “Blackout” hits the stores today, and it’s already pissing off the Diocese. According to the NY Daily News
Kinky photos of a half-naked Britney Spears perched on a priest’s lap and leaning seductively against a church confessional sparked outrage among Catholic leaders. At least one said the saucy snapshots [from her new] album, “Blackout,” are a “bottom of the barrel stunt from a girl who really could use some quality time spent repenting sins in a wooden cubicle. This girl is crashing,” said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
As opposed to before, when she was entertaining us by wearing pigtails and a school girl kilt and dancing around a bunch of lockers asking us to “hit her baby one more time.” Thanks for setting the record straight, Catholic Church! You guys sure are a bastion of insight in today’s topsy-turvy world!
Editor’s note: Pictures of Britney dressed as a boy sitting on a priest’s lap wouldn’t have batted a Catholic eye. Who hasn’t seen that already? Bo-ring!
Scandalous liner pics:
