Cameras caught a peek inside Courtney Love’s purse Wednesday night in London, and naturally, it was chock full of prescription drugs and pills. Four prescriptions are visible (including one for Adderall), but God only knows how many others were lurking underneath. On the plus side, with that many chemicals coursing through her bloodstream, Courtney is probably now completely immune to all vector-borne diseases. Not to mention the money she’s going to save her family on embalming costs later on. Formaldehyde’s got nothin’ on Courtney Love’s liver.

The Daily Mail has pictures of today’s mystery celeb and her horrible withered tits at the British Film Institute benefit in Notting Hill yesterday. At least, I think they’re tits. They might be albino eggplants or maybe a couple of dead squid. The Daily Mail didn’t say. Which begs the question, “Why in God’s good name would you stuff your dress with Architeuthidae Architeuthises and pigment-less vegetables?” The obvious answer, of course, is that you’re just not drinking enough. I find that’s usually the answer to most of life’s great mysteries.

The mollusk-master revealed after the jump

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Courtney Love has reportedly sold 25% of Nirvana’s back catalogue to Larry Mestel, a music mogul. When the sale was rumoured earlier this year, U2 singer Bono was in the frame but it appears that meetings between Bono and Love came to nothing. Courtney says:

“We’re going to remain very tasteful, and we’re going to retain the spirit of Nirvana and take Nirvana to places it’s never been before.”

That girl scares the shit out of me. She’s an unpredictable crack whore so don’t be surprised if you hear a Kurt Cobain song featuring Ashlee Simpson in the near future. Damn.

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