CNN personality Richard Quest was arrested in Central Park early Friday morning with a pocket full of meth, a boot full of dildo, and — most importantly — a rope around his neck tied to his wiener. The NY Post reports

Quest, 46, was arrested [for loitering] around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot and a small bag of methamphetamine in his pocket.

It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for, [but] his unusual get-up didn’t lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn’t exposing himself. Quest’s unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification.

Not surprisingly, his dreams of creating a Central Park Marionette Theater were dashed when his “Lonely Goatherd” one-man revival was cut short by the arresting officers.