That void in your morning between the hours of ten and eleven is about to be filled with a little something I like to call “Kathie Lee Kreamy Goodness.” Symptoms include diarrhea and an uncontrollable urge to bludgeon your television set with your bare fists. People Magazine says

The former Live! co-host will become a Today regular next Monday, April 7 — in the NBC powerhouse morning show’s 10 a.m. fourth hour. She will share the camera alongside Hoda Kotb.

One whole extra hour of strained cheerfulness and regular Cody updates! I’m guessing the “Sixty Minutes of Syphilitic Ulcer Draining” and “Power Hour with Pauly Shore” will just have to wait ’till 2009.