There’s something different about Suri Cruise! Can you guess what it is? Hint: it’s not new batteries. Nine MSN says
The two-year-old, out and about with parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, sported a decidedly lighter mop in Manhattan yesterday. [Has she been subjected] to highlights at age two? […]

Tom Cruise finally has the perfect robot wife he’s always wanted — and he’s sure as hell not going to let her get away now. Katie Holmes’ plans to move to New York sans Tommy to star on Broadway were effectively quashed when Tom forced her into “Scientology Boot Camp” last week. Note: […]

The brain-washing seems to have begun to wear off, because rumor has that Katie Holmes is planning her escape from husband Tom Cruise with a move to Manhattan for a role on Broadway. A source tells Star
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom […]

With Katie Holmes’ new pageboy haircut, Tom Cruise is finally one step closer to fulfilling all of his completely normal narcissistic fantasies of having sex with himself. No more masturbating to Risky Business and Top Gun for this Hollywood star! A thorough taping of her breasts and strap-on are all that’s standing in […]

Katie Holmes is breaking fashion ground by designing her own clothing label for Giorgio Armani — it’s the first time a haute couture fashion house has aligned with a non-professional designer. According to OK! Magazine
Mrs. Tom Cruise has indeed closed the deal for her first line, to be called Katie Holmes for Armani. The […]

Those rumors that Tom Cruise “auditioned” several Hollywood actresses before choosing Katie Holmes to be his wife have actually been confirmed by a former high-ranking Scientologist. Female First says
[Scientology promotional films producer Marc Headley] reveals, “[Scientology leader David] Miscavige assigned the order: ‘Find a wife for Tom Cruise’ [and] put out a casting call […]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are hosting a $200,000 ‘Welcome to the World’ (their words, not mine) party to celebrate the birth of Jennifer Lopez’s and Marc Anthony’s twins. According to Female First
A source said: “Tom and Katie are thrilled for Jennifer and Marc and have offered to throw a Welcome to the […]

Despite hitting the talk show circuits all last week — not to mention the free publicity generated by Tom’s insane rantings and Andrew Morton’s contreversial biography — actress Katie “Kate” Holmes’ new movie is officially a box office bomb. According to Page Six
Taking in just $7.7 million over the weekend, Mad Money definitely […]

Katie Holmes was interviewed on “Good Morning America” yesterday, and host Diane Sawyer asked all the hard-hitting questions you’d expect of a journalist. Except for the ones having anything to do with Scientology, contractual agreements, or being the surrogate for the demon seed of L. Ron Hubbard. Page Six says
“GMA” host Diane […]