Britney Spears met up with ex-husband Kevin Federline in court yesterday for her first custody hearing in over three months. This one went decidedly better than the last one, in that she didn’t show up five hours late and talking in a British accent. TMZ says
Brit will get three days of supervised visitation […]

Britney Spears has reportedly been filming herself for the past six months in the hopes that the footage will help the public understand “what she’s been through” in the last half year. Or maybe make her look even more batshit insane than already does. Can’t hurt, right? A source told Britain’s Daily […]

Those supervised visits with mommy apparently register as “terrifying” on the toddler distress scale, because Britney’s boys have been having nightmares ever since she came back into their lives. According to Page Six
Sean Preston has been sleeping in the same room as father Kevin Federline lately because he’s been having nightmares. […]

Kevin Federline spent a little time on the greens in Los Angeles over the weekend. From the looks of it, he also spent a lot of time sweating and clutching his heart in between bites of a double-bacon cheeseburger.
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After nearly two months without seeing her children, Britney Spears was finally reunited with her sons on Saturday. People Magazine reports
After lawyers for Spears and Kevin Federline reached a visitation agreement Friday, the pop star saw her children for the first time since Jan. 3. Sources confirm that Jamie and Britney’s psychiatrist were […]

Britney Spears requested an emergency hearing yesterday in an attempt to regain some sort of visitation rights, asking that she be allowed to spend time with the children in a medically supervised setting. Repeat: she requested the hearing. Unfortunately, she never actually showed up to the hearing yesterday, which didn’t help her […]

Commissioner Gordon ruled yesterday that Kevin Federline would maintain “indefinite” sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. It would seem that Britney’s plan of showing up to court almost five hours after testimony began and then never actually setting foot inside the building wasn’t the custody lock she’d expected. […]

Britney Spears’ meltdown last week has proven to be less of the “bipolar” variety and more of the little good ol’ fashioned “idiot self-sabatoge” kind. Female First says
A source [said] “Britney was mad she had to attend [last Thursday’s] deposition when it was her day with the kids. She was supposed to give them […]

There’s no denying the magnificent power of call of the douche, as illustrated by Paris Hilton’s assortment of douchetastic boyfriends. Reminiscent of the braying of a donkey or the primal screech of a lust-filled baboon, the douchebag’s song implores its fellow douchebag to commence the mating ritual. But what happens when rival douchebags sound […]

Britney Spears is going to turn the custody tables on Kevin Federline by drug testing the kiddies for second hand marijuana smoke exposure. Life & Style Magazine says
“Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids,” says a friend of hers. “She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and […]