You might remember that Jessica Simpson was hospitalized for four days back in March for a supposed kidney infection. According to insiders, however, it was less of just a “kidney infection” and more of a “complications from a three-week whiskey binge.” I guess it makes a difference when you’re filing those insurance claims. Blue Cross/Blue Shield don’t cover boozin’! Star Magazine says

After hooking up with Tony [Romo] in November, insiders say her partying and drinking are out of control. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol…. She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Adding to her distress, Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test. “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant.”

Drinking ’till organ failure and possibly pregnant? Sounds like somebody missed out on the whole college experience! Toss in “academic suspension,” “leaving the scene of an accident,” and “emergency room gastric irrigation” and it could be my freshman year all over again.

Photoshoot for her fake hair line: