Brad Pitt joined Angelina Jolie on the red carpet in Cannes for the premiere of Angie’s latest movie “Kung Fu Panda” yesterday. Brad couldn’t even muster a smile the entire time he was there, presumably suffering from Oh-My-God-What-The-Fuck-Have-I-Done syndrome associated with fathering six children. You remember the OMGWTFHID face. It’s the one your dad made when he found out you dropped out of law school to enroll in the interpretive dance academy and got knocked up by that “Nouveau Communist” cashier at the organic grocery store. It’s the same face you make when you catch an episode of “The Hills” or the person before you forgets to flush.

Jack Black inadvertently revealed that his “Kung Fu Panda” co-star Angelina Jolie is in fact expecting twins during a Today Show interview from Cannes yesterday. Us Weekly obtained the following excerpts from the interview:

“You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said [to Angelina during the interview].

“So is that confirmed? Is it two?” [Natalie] Morales asked.

Jolie said “Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already. Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”

“Is that true?” Black asked, to which Jolie laughingly replied, “Yeah, you did.” Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!”

“We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine. I’m very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant… You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

Of course there’s two. If I’ve learned anything from Star Wars, is that you can’t bring balance to the force with just one. Besides, the guys on the Jedi Council Forum say if you interpret the prophecy literally, it would take two chosen ones to counter-effect the Sith duality of master/apprentice — always two there are; no more, no less, according to The Rule of Two first instituted by Darth Bane approximately 1,000 years before the Battle of Yanvin. My Jedi Council Forum also says that rule forbidding Jedi to love is the reason why we’re all still virgins. It makes perfect sense to me.