Uma Thurman, the face of Lancome’s fragrance “Miracle” from 2000 to 2005, is suing the cosmetics giant for millions of dollars for unauthorized use of her image. Lancome, in turn, is suing her right back, but not for being such a fish-eyed uggo who tricked them into hiring her in the first place. […]

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s overpriced hooker Ashely Dupré filed a law suit against Joe Francis and Girls Gone Wild yesterday seeking $10 million in damages for misuse of her name and image for profit. Apparently “misuse of tits and lesbian shower scenes” holds no legal bearing in court. Joe Francis […]

Actor Nicolas Cage has won his libel suit against former co-star Kathleen Turner for her autobiographical claims that he used to be a drunken dog-napper. Both Kathleen’s publishers and The Daily Mail — who featured an excerpt from her book “Send Yourself Roses” in their tabloid publication — apologized and admitted the allegations […]

Another one of Joe Simpson’s Stellar IdeasTM has come back to bite Jessica Simpson in the ass — this time, in the form of a workout video. According to Page Six
In 2005, during a lull in her career, Simpson starred in a workout tape produced by Speedfit, a fitness video company. Although she signed […]

Tony Parker might be French, but he’s pursuing justice the American way: with a lawsuit. Tony is suing photo agency X17 for their claims that he cheated on wife Eva Longoria with French model Alexandra Paressant. TMZ reports
In the lawsuit, Parker alleges X17 defamed him, claiming, “X17 had to know that the […]