The Daily Mail has pictures of Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood leaving L.A. restaurant Madeo last night. Although that hideous circus tent of a dress is just begging for a wimple or thirteenth-century barbette and crespin, we can’t forget about Kid Rock’s gay cousin up there. When asked for comment, Michael reportedly said “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple” and then broke into an acoustic version of “Don’t Come Around Here No More.”

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Singer and daughter of Elvis Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant! Yeah, I don’t care either. According to People Magazine

Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with her third child and due in the fall. This is the first child for Presley, 40, and her husband, guitarist and music producer Michael Lockwood, 46, who were married in January 2006.

I’d offer my congratulations, but I doubt she’d hear it over all the chewing and labored breathing and grunts of “Where’s my Hossenfeffer, rabbit?”