Apr 9, 200810
Lisa Marie Presley, Wife of Simkin the Cobbler
Tags: fat, kid rock, lisa marie presley, medieval dress, michael lockwood, pregnant, willy wonka
The Daily Mail has pictures of Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood leaving L.A. restaurant Madeo last night. Although that hideous circus tent of a dress is just begging for a wimple or thirteenth-century barbette and crespin, we can’t forget about Kid Rock’s gay cousin up there. When asked for comment, Michael reportedly said “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple” and then broke into an acoustic version of “Don’t Come Around Here No More.”
Large version (pun INTENDED) of the header photos after the jump