When he’s not suing his ex-wife for rights to their child’s reality show or taking in a beaver show, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael is busy telling the tabloids all about his daughter’s future mission trips to India. Except Lindsay isn’t actually going to India. The NY Daily News says

It was almost a great story!

[Michael told us], “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims. [Lindsay] has made it clear she definitely wants to come along.”

Fantastic, right?

Unfortunately, says her rep, “per Lindsay, this isn’t true.”

Either Michael Lohan is an attention-grubbing liar desperate for tabloid press, or Lindsay somehow found out that “ulcerative colitis” wasn’t a fruity cocktail served with a tiny umbrella. Narsinghgarh? Nagapattinam? No thanks!

Lindsay at Joan’s on Third April 11th: