Hannah Montana Hijack Plans Thwarted
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A douchebag kid hellbent on hijacking a plane and crashing it into a Hannah Montana concert in Louisiana was arrested in Nashville, Tennessee (Woo! Tennessee!) Tuesday night. Fox News reports
The 16-year-old boy was removed from Southwest Airlines Flight 284 Tuesday night by authorities at Nashville International Airport and found with… handcuffs, rope and duct tape in his bag. It has not been determined if the boy was trying to crash the plane… into a “Hannah Montana” concert in Lafayette, Louisiana. The teen is believed to be suicidal.
Bolds said the teen was calm throughout the flight and never made an attempt to hijack the plane but told the FBI after he was apprehended about his original plans to commandeer the aircraft. Authorities searched the teen’s home in California and found a mock cockpit.
“His plan had a low probability of success,” [FBI spokesman] George Bold said.
It’s a real shame. That’s the kind of terrorist movement I could actually get behind. Also anyone willing to purge the airways of “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” and Nickelodeon’s “Drake and Josh.” Justifiable Jihad, baby!
