Besides the Oscars, the Vanity Fair party and Alexander McQueen’s flagship store, Paris Hilton has now been banned from a Russian Hyatt hotel. According to The Sun
Paris Hilton was banned from a top hotel after signing her name on the expensive wallpaper. The dippy heiress, 27, scribbled “Paris Moscow 2008” in black […]
The search for Paris Hilton’s new best friend is proving to be challenging, mostly because your average person would rather be friends with a plate full of anthrax and cholera than befriend Paris Hilton. According to MSNBC
The turnout at the New York City casting call for “hot bitches and fierce guys” turned out a […]
Not to be outdone by Jessica Simpson in the shitty fake hair department, Paris Hilton has hopped on board the extension express. Nine MSN says
What better person to market a line of tacky hair accessories than extension queen Paris Hilton? The platinum hair-ress has come out with a curious contraption called ‘The Bandit’ […]
Paris Hilton has reportedly been blacklisted again — this time from the grand opening of fashion designer Alexander McQueen’s new store in L.A. According to Female First
British designer Alexander McQueen doesn’t want ‘The Simple Life’ star as a customer when he opens his stylish Los Angeles boutique next month. McQueen [added]: “If […]
Here’s Paris Hilton attempting sexy poses in a photoshoot for “The Harvard Lampoon’s” April Fool’s Day issue. Ten bucks says she asked why the black guy wasn’t wearing a costume before she stuffed the elephant’s trunk in her cooter and videotaped it.
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I’ll Have What She’s Having
Australian actress Sophie Monk helped herself to a big ol’ slice of Paris Hilton leftover pie by swapping her ex-boyfriend for Paris’. Sound confusing and riddled with genital blisters? Grab a spoon and dig in! Star Pulse says
[Sophie] split from rocker fiance Benji Madden at the beginning of 2008 and now she […]
Although this may shock and surprise you, it turns out they have television in Turkey! Indoor plumbing and a handle on the bird flu not so much, but television, yes. Here’s the proof: a video of Paris Hilton at at Miss Turkey 2008 contest on channel Kanal 1! Hoş geldiniz! […]
Paris Visits Africa
Don’t be fooled by these pictures of Paris Hilton smiling concernedly at South African school children. The world’s biggest attention whore isn’t on the Dark Continent as part of a philanthropic mission; she’s there because her douchebag boyfriend’s band is set to perform in Johannesburg over the weekend and the little bastards presented another […]
Just As Plastic As The Real Thing
The good folks at RADAR online have come across the must-have item for your gossip junkie/pervert loser: celebrity-themed blow up sex dolls! For only $29.95, you, too, can have a go at Dirty Christina, JHo, Crazy Daisy (Jessica Simpson in “Dukes of Hazzard”), Lindsay Fully Loaded, Eva Longwhoria, or the Paris Love Doll. […]
There’s a new penis in Paris Hilton’s life, and this one comes attached to her ex-BFF-turned-BFF-again boyfriend’s brother Benji Madden! But how will we know if this love’s for real, you ask? Easy. The ring she’s wearing says it all.
Or maybe it says nothing. Oooh! Page Six says […]
