Have you seen Kellie Pickler’s prom dress? It’s 5,789 times worse than what you’re thinking right now. Really, just go see. (Fatback)
Ashlee Simpson makes fun retards, but never once mentions her own idiot sister. Irony? (Websters)
What is that long, pink, phallic thing in Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr’s […]
First the Star Wars prequels, and now the new Indiana Jones movie — George Lucas manages to ruin another good thing. (MollyGood)
Two words: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, aka beating the fucking bejeezus out of your opponent until they look like Gary Busey after a Tijuana bender. (Pajiba)
Juliette Lewis’ vagina would like to say a […]
Kelly Osbourne is plastered. And, coincidentally, up against a brick wall. (Jezebel)
Elisha Cuthbert almost loses her top on the beach. (UseMyComputer)
Amy Winehouse is in jail! (The Rad Report)
Mariah’s super secret wedding pictures in People magazine. (Dlisted)
Angelina Jolie is having twin girls. Who needs the Olsen twins now? (IDLYITW)
Natalie […]
Pictures of Phoebe Price getting her ass kicked at the beach. (CelebSlam)
The Olsen twins finally in lesbian porn! (CityRag)
Lindsay Lohan steals a fur coat and then gets photographed wearing it all over New York. (Celebitchy)
And you thought “Glitter” was bad! (MollyGood)
Wanna know what a cat being raped by a […]
Sneak a peek into Paris’ front seat — zit cream, Hanes her way, and one Tuck’s medicated wipe away from being my mom’s bathroom drawer. (Websters)
See Jen and Owen’s o-face. (UseMyComputer)
“Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t had a role this satisfying since her head showed up in a box 13 years ago.” Enough said. […]
Madonna busted lipsynching! (MollyGood)
When did Dakota Fanning suddenly grow up? (Celebitchy)
Heidi Klum burns Victoria Beckham with her own birthday gift! (CelebSlam)
Miley Cyrus is officially grounded. (The Blemish)
Giselle Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world. (Hollywood Rag)
Cameron Diaz makes her first red carpet appearance since the death of […]
Catherine Zeta-Jones has been horribly mutated into… Victoria Beckham? (Jossip)
It’s sort of like “Mean Girls,” if Mean Girls had been made with non-stop nudity, castrations, disembowelments and undead gunfights. Sold, baby! (Pajiba)
Rihanna up against the wall — meow! (UseMyComputer)
Pete Wentz picks his nose with gusto. (Seriously? OMG)
Video footage of Angelina […]
JLo’s new reality show won’t star her babies or her husband. Ooh, sounds fascinating! (MollyGood)
Benji Madden writes Paris a love song. I hope it’s called “Herpe Hoedown.” (Celebrity Smack)
See, homophobia, racism, rape, torture, and incest just needed a little ganja-fueled hilarity to translate into box-office dollars. The boobs and […]
No, I swear — it’s really not Christina Aguilera’s vagina. It just looks like it. (CityRag)
“Baby Mama’s” Amy Poehler is a baby mama — for real! (CelebNewsWire)
Which is creepier — Hannah Montana in daddy’s lap, or Hulk Hogan oiling his own daughter’s ass? (Websters)
Cher was in love with Tom Cruise. […]
Mariah Carey rips into one of her backup singers with a musical threat. (Jezebel)
Why settle for witty Tina Fey when you can have wacky Tina Fey? (Pajiba)
Don’t hassle The Hoff’s or his moob sweat. (MollyGood)
Angie Everhart gets a DUI! Maybe being married to Joe Pesci isn’t as much fun as it looks! […]
