Mary-Kate Olsen debuted the latest in Mrs. Roper’s goiter-concealing evening wear line at a children’s charity event last night in New York. Later on that same evening, she lead the crowd in a series of motivational exercises to chart-toppers from the fifties and sixties and encouraged them all to say “Farewell to Fat!”
One more of Roper/Simmons sexing it up after the jump
I’m sure you’ve always noticed how clean and booger-free Renee Zellweger’s nose is on the red carpet. What’s her secret, you ask? Why, a professional nose-picker at her beck and call! According to The Mirror
But being a true movie star, [Renee can't] wipe the snot away by herself - oh no. Our Bridget Jones [has] a dedicated Andrex Annie to make sure her nose is greenie-free. We couldn’t believe our eyes as a woman armed with a red handkerchief dabbed at Renee’s A-list nose as she waited to go into the [Leatherheads] premiere at Leicester Square [Tuesday night].
When asked why she chosen the role of celebrity nose-wiper, the assistant replied, “Well, Lindsay Lohan already got the role of celebrity ball-licker and celebrity foreskin-bather ’cause she works for free.”
At the “Leatherheads” premiere in London Thursday night:
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